Outrun Puns

A list of puns related to "Outrun"

An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes

He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line

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👤︎ u/filthyaverage
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?

Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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What do you call prey that can outrun it's predator?

Fast food

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Have you ever tried chasing a car?

its exhausting

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👤︎ u/TheBeerded
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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If your out camping with friends what's the number one rule if y'all are chased by a bear?

Make sure you outrun at least one of them! And be beary beary fast!

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👤︎ u/coma84
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Heard this from my step dad

Mom: Careful running on the trail, there have been cougar sightings.

Step Dad: I'm sure you'll be fine. You can outrun those older women no problem.

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👤︎ u/cory3410
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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