Vanquish Puns

They slash them.

Dria stood triumphant, surrounded by the other convicts he had vanquished in the prison brawl. He roared and beat his chest. A guard entered and then abruptly stepped back. “What the?” He whispered, aghast at the carnage, before catching his breath. And then the warden stepped around the stunned guard. “Don’t mind him,” the warden said, motioning to Dria. “That’s just the Mighty Con Dria. He’s the powerhouse of the cell.”