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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Invalleria

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?

Vans

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Evanthekid16

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!

When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/P1nealColada

📅︎ May 28 2020

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