Mario Kart Puns

A list of puns related to "Mario Kart"

My son got me while playing Mario Kart Tour....

I've been doing horrible in the current tour so I told him:

"I'm going to lose a few tiers after this tour"

Son - "You don't have to cry about it"

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?

Rambo Road

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👤︎ u/Nesklein
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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I just saw a famous French footballer in the game shop playing Mario Kart

I think it was Thierry on Wii

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👤︎ u/geomads
📅︎ May 09 2018
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My friends don't like it when I play Mario Kart with them. I tend to drive them crazy.
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👤︎ u/Schezoroark
📅︎ Aug 19 2016
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My brother and I were playing Mario Kart

My brother finished a mario kart double dash race in 2 minutes, 39.001 seconds. He said that if he was a millisecond faster he would have had an even second. I reminded him no, it would have been an odd second

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👤︎ u/IAmNateHello
📅︎ Jan 04 2016
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Got my sister while playing Mario Kart.

My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.

Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"

Me: "It looks pretty big to me"

At least I came in first.

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👤︎ u/_RoundCube_
📅︎ Aug 23 2015
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I've been really getting into a turn based strategy game lately

Mario Kart

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👤︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
📅︎ May 24 2020
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From my 9 year old son's shower thoughts

Mario Kart is a rally hard game

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👤︎ u/Chrispeefeart
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Having been raised without a dad, I never realized there was a void in my life until you all filled it. Thank you! In appreciation, I present the only dad joke I've experienced firsthand.

Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."

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👤︎ u/awildredditappears
📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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