Why do male llamas go to a therapist?
Their women are such llama queens.
What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?
What'd the llama say before his vacation?
Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
When life gives you llamas...
Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?
When llamas took over the world
the result was alpacalyptic
All this talk about llamas are annoying...
What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?
A: No, llama is GOOD!
Q: The capital of Pakistan?
Where do Muslim llamas come from?
I tried telling a llama joke once, but couldn't get it quite right..
Female llamas are called...
What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?
What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?
If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
What did the llama do to the paper
What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house?
No probllama, alpaca my bags.
What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?
What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?
What religion do most llamas practice?
Going on holiday? Llama help you pack your bags ;)
What do you call a very fast llama?
How did the Jewish llama say hi?
The Llama Joke!
Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
He was busy Alpacking!
What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?
What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
What did one Llama say to other before their holiday?
A llama comes home after a hard day at work...
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says “Honey I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says “Peru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”
What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?
You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?
Have you ever thought about baby llamas?
I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.
When a llama comes over every day, what do people call it?