If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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I can’t believe I’m being evicted for telling a joke about a llama

I guess alpaca my bags and leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turkyman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?

It was an alpaca-lypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama?

" It's a spitting image"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RigidStifflini
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Why do male llamas go to a therapist?

Their women are such llama queens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bed_dweller
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?

Alpaca bowl for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deuce519
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What'd the llama say before his vacation?

Alpaca bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A polygamist lion walks into a bar with 3 of his wives: a giraffe, an ostrich and a llama. /r/Jokes/comments/jdou1c/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/castironspheres
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place

it was his spitting image

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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When life gives you llamas...

You make llamanade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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When llamas took over the world

the result was alpacalyptic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Dolly Llama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnumPeeler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A: No, llama is GOOD!

Q: The capital of Pakistan?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontthrowmeinabox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Where do Muslim llamas come from?

Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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All this talk about llamas are annoying...

Alpaca my bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterGTLucas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?

Spit-Personality Disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YJ-over
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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A llama smokes

alpaca day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iBeenie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgulbs3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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llama get these tissues
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moreolo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?

Llama-stay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama

a pinYACHTa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFirelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?

Islamabad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonmulle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Female llamas are called...

...Dolly llamas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Llama Del Rey [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavicgarlic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What did the llama do to the paper

It llaminated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scadelapers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Llama-mia!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsmm877
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?

"Alpaca lunch for you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgsmith516
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What religion do most llamas practice?

Isllama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soggiestwaffles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house?

No probllama, alpaca my bags.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?

Alpaca bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Going on holiday? Llama help you pack your bags ;)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymousse228
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What do you call a very fast llama?

A llamaghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucatchu947
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The Llama Joke!

Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icyhero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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How did the Jewish llama say hi?

Sha-llama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidbesp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?

Getting llaminated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HermansWerman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?

A dali Llama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popsiclesaucing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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the dalai llama.. imgur.com/5iyUS45
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wriggles24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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A llama comes home after a hard day at work...

In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says β€œHoney I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says β€œPeru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vXDos_EquisXv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?

You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DidlyDeePotato
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?

I can shear with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaMoSo82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Have you ever thought about baby llamas?

I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matcat5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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Kendrick Llama.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elliess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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What did one Llama say to other before their holiday?

Alpaca my bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDamnBlitzkrieg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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