If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
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οΈ May 07 2021
I canβt believe Iβm being evicted for telling a joke about a llama
I guess alpaca my bags and leave
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οΈ Apr 04 2021
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
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οΈ Mar 17 2021
What did the Farmer say when he saw a painting of his pet Llama?
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οΈ Jan 30 2021
Why do male llamas go to a therapist?
Their women are such llama queens.
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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οΈ May 10 2020
What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
What'd the llama say before his vacation?
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οΈ Oct 04 2020
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
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οΈ Sep 18 2020
Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?
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οΈ Mar 01 2019
When life gives you llamas...
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οΈ May 11 2020
When llamas took over the world
the result was alpacalyptic
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οΈ Jan 22 2020
Dolly Llama
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οΈ Sep 22 2019
A: No, llama is GOOD!
Q: The capital of Pakistan?
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οΈ Mar 18 2019
Where do Muslim llamas come from?
Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.
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οΈ Feb 11 2019
All this talk about llamas are annoying...
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οΈ Jan 30 2020
What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?
Spit-Personality Disorder.
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οΈ Nov 29 2019
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
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οΈ Dec 17 2016
A llama smokes
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οΈ Nov 27 2018
If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
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οΈ Dec 21 2018
llama get these tissues
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οΈ May 11 2019
What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?
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οΈ Oct 06 2019
what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama
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οΈ Mar 17 2019
What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?
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οΈ Jun 07 2019
Female llamas are called...
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οΈ Nov 30 2019
Llama Del Rey [OC]
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οΈ Feb 21 2019
What did the llama do to the paper
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οΈ Apr 05 2019
Llama-mia!
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οΈ May 07 2018
What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?
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οΈ Jan 28 2019
What religion do most llamas practice?
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οΈ Feb 11 2019
What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house?
No probllama, alpaca my bags.
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οΈ May 17 2019
What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?
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οΈ Apr 13 2019
Going on holiday? Llama help you pack your bags ;)
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οΈ Sep 14 2018
What do you call a very fast llama?
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οΈ Dec 29 2018
The Llama Joke!
Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
He was busy Alpacking!
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οΈ Jul 26 2018
How did the Jewish llama say hi?
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οΈ Dec 03 2018
What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?
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οΈ Apr 19 2018
What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
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οΈ Apr 07 2018
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οΈ Jun 03 2014
A llama comes home after a hard day at work...
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says βHoney I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! Weβre going to Peru!β The husband says βPeru?! Thatβs fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!β
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οΈ Mar 14 2018
What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?
You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
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οΈ May 28 2015
What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?
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οΈ Jun 07 2016
Have you ever thought about baby llamas?
I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.
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οΈ Feb 08 2017
Kendrick Llama.
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οΈ Aug 05 2014
What did one Llama say to other before their holiday?
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οΈ Nov 14 2017
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