Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bed_dweller
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Are we eating at the llama farm?

No. Alpaca lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWolfEmperor82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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When life gives you llamas...

You make llamanade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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When llamas took over the world

the result was alpacalyptic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
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All this talk about llamas are annoying...

Alpaca my bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterGTLucas
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Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?

Spit-Personality Disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YJ-over
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Dolly Llama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnumPeeler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I tried telling a llama joke once, but couldn't get it quite right..

Alpaca my bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthtroll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?

Llama-stay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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A: No, llama is GOOD!

Q: The capital of Pakistan?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontthrowmeinabox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Where do Muslim llamas come from?

Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?

Islamabad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonmulle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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llama get these tissues
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moreolo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama

a pinYACHTa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFirelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgulbs3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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A llama smokes

alpaca day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iBeenie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Llama Del Rey [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavicgarlic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What did the llama do to the paper

It llaminated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scadelapers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house?

No probllama, alpaca my bags.

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What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?

Alpaca bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shartnado3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What religion do most llamas practice?

Isllama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soggiestwaffles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?

"Alpaca lunch for you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgsmith516
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Llama-mia!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsmm877
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Going on holiday? Llama help you pack your bags ;)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymousse228
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What do you call a very fast llama?

A llamaghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucatchu947
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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When my daughter was born I bought her a toy llama.

The llama went everywhere with her. When she started kindergarten she wanted to bring it to school. I told her if she behaved at school she could bring it with but she had to keep it in her backpack. She behaved well and was able to bring the llama whenever she wanted. The next thing I know she is graduating kindergarten and as a surprise for the students the teacher had the parents get up and describe their child in seven words or less. After thinking a few minutes I stood up and said β€œShe’s a good girl, loves her llama”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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How did the Jewish llama say hi?

Sha-llama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidbesp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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The Llama Joke!

Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icyhero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?

Getting llaminated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HermansWerman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?

A dali Llama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popsiclesaucing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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What did one Llama say to other before their holiday?

Alpaca my bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDamnBlitzkrieg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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A llama comes home after a hard day at work...

In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says β€œHoney I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says β€œPeru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vXDos_EquisXv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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the dalai llama.. imgur.com/5iyUS45
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wriggles24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?

You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DidlyDeePotato
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?

I can shear with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaMoSo82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Have you ever thought about baby llamas?

I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matcat5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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Kendrick Llama.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elliess
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