Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
Are we eating at the llama farm?
When life gives you llamas...
When llamas took over the world
the result was alpacalyptic
All this talk about llamas are annoying...
Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?
What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?
I tried telling a llama joke once, but couldn't get it quite right..
What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?
A: No, llama is GOOD!
Q: The capital of Pakistan?
Where do Muslim llamas come from?
What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?
what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama
If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
What did the llama do to the paper
What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house?
No probllama, alpaca my bags.
What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?
What religion do most llamas practice?
What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
Going on holiday? Llama help you pack your bags ;)
What do you call a very fast llama?
When my daughter was born I bought her a toy llama.
The llama went everywhere with her. When she started kindergarten she wanted to bring it to school. I told her if she behaved at school she could bring it with but she had to keep it in her backpack. She behaved well and was able to bring the llama whenever she wanted. The next thing I know she is graduating kindergarten and as a surprise for the students the teacher had the parents get up and describe their child in seven words or less. After thinking a few minutes I stood up and said “She’s a good girl, loves her llama”
How did the Jewish llama say hi?
The Llama Joke!
Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
He was busy Alpacking!
What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?
What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
What did one Llama say to other before their holiday?
A llama comes home after a hard day at work...
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says “Honey I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says “Peru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”
What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?
You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?
Have you ever thought about baby llamas?
I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.