I can’t believe I’m being evicted for telling a joke about a llama

I guess alpaca my bags and leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turkyman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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The Llama Joke!

Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icyhero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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The urge to sing β€œThe Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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