Llama Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Llama Jokes"

I can’t believe I’m being evicted for telling a joke about a llama

I guess alpaca my bags and leave

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👤︎ u/turkyman3
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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The Llama Joke!

Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?

He was busy Alpacking!

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👤︎ u/icyhero
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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👤︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”

He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”

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👤︎ u/rohanlahiri05
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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👤︎ u/Dogbirddog
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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