Why do male llamas go to a therapist?
Their women are such llama queens.
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What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?
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What'd the llama say before his vacation?
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
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︎ Sep 18 2020
When life gives you llamas...
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︎ May 11 2020
Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?
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When llamas took over the world
the result was alpacalyptic
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Dolly Llama
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All this talk about llamas are annoying...
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What do you call it when a llama has an identity crisis?
Spit-Personality Disorder.
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A: No, llama is GOOD!
Q: The capital of Pakistan?
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Where do Muslim llamas come from?
Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.
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I tried telling a llama joke once, but couldn't get it quite right..
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Female llamas are called...
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What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?
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llama get these tissues
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What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?
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If a bunch of llamas started a singing group, would they be the alpacapellas?
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A llama smokes
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what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Llama Del Rey [OC]
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
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What did the llama do to the paper
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What did the llama say to his girlfriend when she kicked him out of the house?
No probllama, alpaca my bags.
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What did the mamma llama say to the baby llama said he was out of lunch money?
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What did the llama look a like say when he was asked to go on a vacation?
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What religion do most llamas practice?
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Llama-mia!
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Going on holiday? Llama help you pack your bags ;)
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What do you call a very fast llama?
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︎ Dec 29 2018
The Llama Joke!
Why did the Llama miss his flight to go on holiday?
He was busy Alpacking!
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How did the Jewish llama say hi?
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What do you call getting squeezed by two llamas?
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What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
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A llama comes home after a hard day at work...
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says βHoney I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! Weβre going to Peru!β The husband says βPeru?! Thatβs fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!β
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What did the Mama Llama say to the Daddy Llama while they were getting ready to go on vacation?
You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
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What did the sheep say to its friend the llama?
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Have you ever thought about baby llamas?
I guess they have mmamas and ppapas.
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When a llama comes over every day, what do people call it?
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What did one Llama say to other before their holiday?
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