I'm going to open a guanaco fur sleepwear warehouse with my mom.

We'll call it "Mama's Llama Pajamarama"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbacher
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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My wife is leaving because she’s fed up with my South American animal puns.

I said, β€œSo you’re guanaco? OK, alpaca your bags.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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