Bunk Bed Puns

A list of puns related to "Bunk Bed"

If your in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and someone's asleep in the top bunk,

Does that mean you're under a rest?

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👤︎ u/Br4ve_He4rt
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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The hardest thing since we got the bunk bed (that was made in Hong Kong) is getting our kids used to it.

Both of them have been resisting a rest.

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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Had to cut the legs off my kid's bunk beds so they could fit in our new house.

Now they're sunk beds.

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👤︎ u/Cyryoonake
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.

I guess it's a bunk bed.

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👤︎ u/JEJoll
📅︎ May 13 2020
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What does a shady furniture salesman sell?

Bunk beds

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👤︎ u/DonVonTaters_IV
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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My 5yr-old just got me tonight

Explaining to her during bedtime snuggle that I'm about to make it so her bed is much higher than her little brother's...

Her- "oh like a junk bed?" Me- "no silly, it's a bunk bed" Her- "oh yeah (sheepishly), bunk bed" Snuggle a bit more Her- "do you know why it's called a bunk bed daddy?" Me- "no" Her- "because it's so high when you sit up you "bunk" your head on the ceiling" Me- hugs her tightly

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👤︎ u/norcalscan
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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I dad joked my wife and got in trouble.

We have twin babies which often fall asleep on my wife while she's breastfeeding.

I commented that we don't need to get them a bunk bed for their room because she is a twin size bed.

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👤︎ u/smokinaj420
📅︎ Oct 30 2014
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