A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
By 03:00 I was past caring.
First they lie on one side, then they lie on the other
It would be a dream job.
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
Knight time
Gay. Very gay
I have insomnomnomnomnia.
Damn near poked my eye out!
Because they know what makes the bedrock!
You rocket.
It's a caterpillow.
Me: Don't worry son, I'll sing you a lullaby.
Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Me: And never mind that noise you heard.
Me: It's just the beasts, under your bed.
Me: In your closet, IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAD!
Me: EXIIIITTT LIIIIGGGHHHT!!!! ...... EEENNTTTERRRR NIIIIGGGHHT!!!
taken from dad jokes
They go undercover.
The vet said, he was on his last legs.
A Roamin (Roman) Catholic
In barn-acles.
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
It took my breath away.
Because they're stable.
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
—
My 9yr old son just told me this 🤪
Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car was when he drove over the cliff
Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she “steels” away in various rooms of the house...
You could say she’s “evading a-rest”...
or -2 hours
I said, "I always follow where my legs go".
Because it has two shifts.
(hAH)
You'll soon drop off.
You work with your eyes closed
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
No son, I'm resisting-a-rest.
Does that make me Captain America?
I can do with my eyes closed.
Stop making a rakis.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Just 5 minutes more.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
It's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....
Undercover.
Not like the people screaming in his car
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
