Do my dough puns make you cringe?

That's the yeast of my concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Made me cringe, figured it fits here /r/cyberpunkgame/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddy1c3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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MINECRAFT cringe joke

so i found a game called Minecraft avocado version. I heard that game has big seeds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h4ck3d_654
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ORIOLESFan02YT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Pun Generator - Generate Random Cringe-Worthy Puns…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Internal cringe intensifies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/signawhir
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I couldnt cringe any harder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Cringe worthy

I had a friend once named Tobias. I told him, I don’t have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe Bias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1976kdawg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why this cringe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teaseries-PBAI
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I have a whole book of 365 jokes, one for each day of the year. Here are some of the ones I dont cringe at:
  1.    Why do prisoners hate computers?

The escape key never works.

  1.   How do trees get on the internet? 

They log in.

  1.  Knock knock.

Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game

  1. How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.

  2. Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.

  3. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

  4. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.

  5. Can February March? No but April may.

  6. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.

[Insert minion meme]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YepBackAtIt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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i was at a wedding and one persons suit was marvel characters and my dad says "well that's just marvelous"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kicks008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Figured this had enough dad joke cringe to be here.…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1Zenith
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Made my dad cringe with this dad joke yesterday...

Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.

Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"

He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"

I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancΓ©e groan from downstairs.

Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamtowelieama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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I may be young but I still made the cashier at Walmart cringe with this one.

I bought a case of Natty lights. As she was scanning it she said, "wow this is really heavy" to which I responded "No, they're light. It even says so on the box." I was so proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darklord_Of_Bacon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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Made me cringe but definitely a dad joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kweb1023
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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My daughter is 7 and thinks my lame jokes are funny, but I finally made her cringe today.

She was getting ready for a birthday party and comes running in:

Her: "Dad I can't find any socks to wear, and my favorite pair has a hole in it."

Me: "Well don't throw them away you can wear them to church on Sunday."

Her: "Huh, why?"

Me: "Because they're hole-y."

Her: "Uuuuhhh, daaaad."

I feel proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/You-Can-Trust-Me
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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Made my wife cringe over the latest dad joke

(she's working on a project that involves a fake plastic fish)

me: Isn't it weird that you don't see obese fish?

her: Yeah but that's because they just keep growing bigger.

me: Oh, I thought it was because they all have scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattreyu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Made my wife and kids cringe during a road trip.

Kids were discussing animals. Someone mentioned gnus (wildebeests), how they have horse tails and buffalo horns. I told them I'm not even sure if they are real or not. "Really? You don't know if gnus are real or not?" Says the oldest in a skeptic tone.

"That's right. I'm an agnustic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuadLib
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2016
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Cringe-worthy exchange between my father and I the other day

Let me preface this with some info. Firstly, me and my father are idiots; our jokes can become insensitive if we aren't careful, as we have few filters. My parents live in a tiny town amidst a thousand other tiny towns. One of the tiny towns right beside us (let's call it Townsburg) has a lot of forest and extra land, so towards the end of the summer when it's still hot but the land is starting to dry out, it's rather susceptible to fires. The other day, Townsburg caught fire in a few different places. The town my parents live in (we'll call it Cityville) is the sausage capital of our state. Yep. Sausage capital. Like brisket and such. Our proudest export is meat. Meat is what we are most proud of. I don't live there anymore, thank the universe.

So I went by my parents house on the way home from work one day to check on my retired, sick father, and watch the news with him (something I try to do whenever I can). And what happened next, well, it all just happened so fast...

Me: "Whoa, Townsburg is on fire again. I guess Cityville isn't the barbecue capital anymore, AYO." Dad: "Nope. Looks like they're about to be the barbecued capital." Me: "...we may need to stop hanging out so much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queerleaderr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Made my 9 year old cringe and it feels so good. "Mom, can I have an ibuprofen? My head hurts."

"Oh, sure, honey. Does your face hurt, too?"

"No, wh--"

"Because it's killing me!"

My husband laughed, so I feel pretty good about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmutGoddess
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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In which I pull a Dad joke and cringe induces

spills water down myself when drinking

Me: β€œSorry, I have a drinking problem”

Her: β€œHahahaha”

forget her dad has drinking problem

Me: β€œThat is such a dad joke”

silence is deafening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozzeh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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My 3 year old cousin told me this mega-cringe Grandfather joke

>What is the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Tell me about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mershian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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This always makes my kids cringe at the grocery store.

Grocery store sacker: "Do you want paper or plastic sacks?"

Me: "Either one is fine, I'm bi-sacksual"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haldog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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