14 Hilarious Abhor Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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👤︎ u/evilteach

📅︎ Oct 15 2020

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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.

He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.

It's just Cole's law.

(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)

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👤︎ u/arthur_nemosnax

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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Why is there so much dirt on the forest floor?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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👤︎ u/frasaco

📅︎ Mar 05 2021

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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/dingogordy

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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Why did the physicist name his dog nature?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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👤︎ u/masonwyattk

📅︎ Jun 28 2019

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I've often wondered as I walk through the forest, "Why is the ground so dirty?"

Well, now I know. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/scardeal

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him “Nature.”

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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👤︎ u/Nsertnamehere

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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I hate nature

Me Talking to a friend today

Me:nope I hate nature i prefer dysons Friend: Dysons? Me: Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/theb1g

📅︎ Jan 14 2016

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My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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My Roomba accidentally wandered outside my house, and all the animals started viciously attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 13 2019

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Why is my cat terrified of the roomba?

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyFishBus

📅︎ Feb 24 2017

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