Ponytail Puns

A list of puns related to "Ponytail"

Putting my hair up in a ponytail

dad: wyd me: putting my hair up dad: do you need a ladder?

best one he’s told yet

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👤︎ u/esthiebestiee
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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when i was in highschool ,i had a stressed math teacher who always wore a ponytail

she just never let her hair down

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👤︎ u/cjgl63
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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When I was about 11, I wore my hair in a ponytail. Dad asked me, "You know what's under a ponytail, don't you?"

A horse's ass.

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👤︎ u/truleerotten
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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People keep telling me to grow out my hair

I’ll have to mullet over

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👤︎ u/rSlashisthenewPewdes
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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