Hairpiece Puns

It was a small price toupee.

He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”

When I find out who took it there's going to be hell toupee!

there will be Hell Toupee

there will be hell toupee.

Crawfish Ettoupe

It was a very lewd wig.

Because he didn't want toupee for it

He piddled and parted and pucked around.

But I didn't want toupée.

I hear Satan is planning on opening a wig shop down in Hell. Makes sense, that fire probably does a number on Hell residents' hairpieces. I wonder what he'll name it? Perhaps there could be Hell Toupee.

A Toupée is a hairpiece used to cover up the bald spot on top of the head. It requires money to purchase one.

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college. Now, Christina likes men with lots of testosterone, and her boyfriend was no exception, but the downside was, he was already losing his hair. "I would do something about it," he'd say, "but I don't know how much it would cost." One weekend they went to a student fair, and one of the campus groups was holding a couples' spelling contest. They were offering all kinds of gag items as prizes; condoms, jock straps, training bras, that sort of thing. The top prize for the winning guy was a hairpiece, valued at $100. So Christina helpfully suggested to her boyfriend, "If you won a bee with me, baby, there's a priced toupée!"

Daughter goofing around put a Mr Potato Head hairpiece on Dad's head. "There, now you have a toupee!"

Dad replies, "I already have a lot of 'to-pays'. Electric bill, mortgage, cable, phone..."