Nightie Puns

A list of puns related to "Nightie"

I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.

I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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How did the sleeper rank so highly on the test?

He was in the nighty-night percentile.

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👤︎ u/MCBananacheese
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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How do you make antifreeze?

Hide her nightie.

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👤︎ u/crash8308
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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How do you make your own antifreeze

You take away her nightie

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👤︎ u/Stainedhanes
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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