Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
I hot done for criminal negligee
Why, zebra, of course!
I asked her "is any of this satin? " "No," She replied, "it's all brand new."
The saleswoman says, "For you? A candelabra."
I said, “I think you might have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”
It was called Delicate Essence.
A thong of ice and fire.
An algae bra.
He sees his friend and says, "Hey, what's up bra?"
They use their undewrellas.
A Freudian slip.
I was complaining about having to buy several permits today and told my girlfriend i was moving to Alaska to get away from "the man". She asked if my new Inuit wife would let her visit, I came up with:
she can hold it while i put inuit
we could work out a deal where we get to pay each other a visit on a regular basis like when you win the lottery and get an innuity
you 2 could share lingerie if you think you could fit inuit
What do you call a restaurant that sells sexy soups?
What do you call a restaurant that sells soup in lingerie?
...he'll deliberately go to the lingerie section and make any calls he needs to, just so he can say over the phone that he's "standing in women's underwear".
Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.