My son’s back is developing a hunch from sitting too much in front of the pc, so our doctor recommended that he wear an othopedic corset.

I call it the heir straightener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ampdrool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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I always party with girls in corsets.....

.....they love to get waisted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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What did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Nice belt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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What did zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I was talking to a girl who makes historically accurate clothing for fun.

It started out as just one dress, but she enjoyed it so much that she started making more. She told us that she is now fully embracing her hobby, and had decided to wear corsets for a week to prove that they can be comfortable and not torture devices. To which I replied: "So I guess you could say that your hobby is fully embracing you!"

Bonus: About 10 minutes previous, I had told one of the other people in the conversation that I'd been practicing my dad jokes for years before my daughter was born.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaquito_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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My wife never saw it coming...

I got my wife with a rather unexpected dad joke last night.

I generally don't like surprises, with only a few exceptions. Last night, I come into the bedroom and she is wearing a white corset, matching panties, knee high socks, and high heels.

She asks "Is this the kind of surprise you might like?"

I respond with a big dumb grin on my face, "Of 'corset' is!"

It almost cost me a fun night, but it was worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..

I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"

she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie_riot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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I'm so waisted

I'm a corset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/screaminginfidels
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdPapaya69
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