I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Midget fashion is popular in β€˜Apparel-Elf Universe’.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I just got a job working in the apparel department for Target!

My friends tell me that it suits me well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firehaven38
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unic0rnism
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes

He says he likes shooting fish in apparel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.

He says its like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchead22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A daughter asked her father, "Why are they called shoes?"

The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkangel_Ash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Someone told me my clothes were gay.

I said, "Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in suits, and sell them online.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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A friend of mine texted me that his new hobby is taking pictures of fish in clothes

He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glennwolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...

..."Don, we now are gay apparel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbattoirOfDuty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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Got dad joked at work.

I work at Cabelas (US Hunting Store, for those not in the US) in the camping section and some guy walked up to me and said "excuse me, where is the camo section?" So I took to it and said "right here sir" which he followed with; "Where, I don't see it?" Prompting to say "right here, this whole section is all camo apparel". He continued this shinnanigan three more times till I realized what he was doing and said "ohhhhh" and just walked off, with him laughing in the background.

I passed by his family while walking away, and his wife was just shaking her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WenchesAndMead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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I thought of this one a minute ago. I'll make a good dad someday

Wearing too many clothes on a hot day can be dangerous. You're putting yourself in apparel. (Peril)

It's not the best but I got my girlfriend to cringe and leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBowdler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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