A list of puns related to "Apparel"
Clothes, but no cigar.
My friends tell me that it suits me well.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"
I said, "Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."
..."Don, we now are gay apparel."
I work at Cabelas (US Hunting Store, for those not in the US) in the camping section and some guy walked up to me and said "excuse me, where is the camo section?" So I took to it and said "right here sir" which he followed with; "Where, I don't see it?" Prompting to say "right here, this whole section is all camo apparel". He continued this shinnanigan three more times till I realized what he was doing and said "ohhhhh" and just walked off, with him laughing in the background.
I passed by his family while walking away, and his wife was just shaking her head.
Wearing too many clothes on a hot day can be dangerous. You're putting yourself in apparel. (Peril)
It's not the best but I got my girlfriend to cringe and leave.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Clothes, but no cigar.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel!
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"
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