Best piece of clothing I own!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What is T-Pain's favorite piece of clothing?

A T-shirt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobinH0od2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?

Because they don't know what the woolworths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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One of my friends told me he was opening a clothing store that sold everything except for hats.

I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MostWheatyOne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them

Police say it’s a great a crime detergent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why did the Psychic leave the clothing store unhappy?

because they had no mediums...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejeyteejey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?

A woolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITookYourGP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?

...an ogrecoat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqappleby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?

Shorts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Lazy-Lemur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What’s a desserts favorite piece of clothing?

FLANnel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crushedgoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.

It was trivial per suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PythagorasJones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unic0rnism
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What kind of clothing should a sheriff at work not go anywhere without?

His depu-tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crysalis8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What piece of winter clothing is edible?

A scarf.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?

Apple Crumble and Finch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkrose3333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said

Suit yourself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Weaponized clothing...

should be called garmaments...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotspark226
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What's an Indian Chicken's favourite clothing?

Unda-wear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnonauker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Picking my cousin up from work at Target, asked her if she's in Style this week (fitting room/clothing)

Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filipinochewy97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.

If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fwillia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I went to my local tobacconist to discover that it has been replaced by a clothing store...

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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A man walks into a DIY clothing store.

The tailor says "Suit yourself"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKing16
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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There were three guys named Jackson who were all in the clothing business.

Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.

The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"

Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)

The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.

"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What is the hardest item of clothing for a female French elephant to put on in the morning?

Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why don't pigs who wear black clothing get picked on?

Because Batman sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.

Kimono she didn’t!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaterminator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I had a job in a clothing factory...

but I found the work to be SEW intensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What type of clothing does a house wear?

Address

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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If you accidentally leave some cash in your clothing and it goes through the washing machine,

Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I was talking to a girl who makes historically accurate clothing for fun.

It started out as just one dress, but she enjoyed it so much that she started making more. She told us that she is now fully embracing her hobby, and had decided to wear corsets for a week to prove that they can be comfortable and not torture devices. To which I replied: "So I guess you could say that your hobby is fully embracing you!"

Bonus: About 10 minutes previous, I had told one of the other people in the conversation that I'd been practicing my dad jokes for years before my daughter was born.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaquito_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why does Melkor have a larger collection of black clothing than Sauron?

because he's Morgoth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sororita
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Which brand of clothing should you wear when it's cold out?

Kelvin Klein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iCr4ck3d
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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What's Mario's favorite article of clothing?

Denim, denim, denim.

Hah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butteryartichoke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call the owner of a waterproof clothing company?

The head poncho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Am-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.

We have been called to be holy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Lamborghini is coming out with their own clothing line

The first thing they're making are lambor-kinis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What’s the best clothing for Hide and Seek?

Leather armor, because it’s made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinkingamer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Walking by a clothing store, my wife says, β€œI would like to try on the swimsuit in the front window.”

Me: I think you have to use the dressing room like everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Who would win in a fight between a bunch of formal clothing?

No one! It would be a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpledump69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do clothing designers say to their babies?

Gucci Gucci goo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warriorRobbins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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There's a lady at the mall that does clothing alterations in less than 2 hours.

Her name is Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I'm going to open a clothing alteration shop that focuses on doing all jobs within an hour.

It will be called, Tailor Swift.

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