William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
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Captain Kirks wife has just opened a new lingerie shop.

Its called Shatner Knickers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I tore my girl friends lingerie

I hot done for criminal negligee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/northernsou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?

Why, zebra, of course!

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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In the lingerie store

I asked her "is any of this satin? " "No," She replied, "it's all brand new."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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The manager of a home goods store stops by the lingerie shop to ask about their prices.

The saleswoman says, "For you? A candelabra."

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We were walking past a lingerie store, and my wife said, β€œI want to try on the bra in the front window.”

I said, β€œI think you might have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I used to own a combination lingerie store / sandwich shop.

It was called Delicate Essence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justintnelson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What did little mermaid buy from Lingerie dept.?

Algebra

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I’ve just had a great idea for a set of game of thrones themed lingerie

A thong of ice and fire.

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What did the math teacher buy at the seaside lingerie boutique?

An algae bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mummifiedclown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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A surfer dude walks into a lingerie shop

He sees his friend and says, "Hey, what's up bra?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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What do you call a werewolf lingerie model?

An underwearwolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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How do lingerie models stay dry in the rain?

They use their undewrellas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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What does a neurotic lingerie model wear?

A Freudian slip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penny4urTHOT
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Help me make dad jokes about my imaginary Inuit wife!

I was complaining about having to buy several permits today and told my girlfriend i was moving to Alaska to get away from "the man". She asked if my new Inuit wife would let her visit, I came up with:

  • she can hold it while i put inuit

  • we could work out a deal where we get to pay each other a visit on a regular basis like when you win the lottery and get an innuity

  • you 2 could share lingerie if you think you could fit inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itchyd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Two jokes, similar punchlines

What do you call a restaurant that sells sexy soups?

A Brothel.

What do you call a restaurant that sells soup in lingerie?

A Brathel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nostalgya
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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Every single time I'm in a clothes store with my Dad...

...he'll deliberately go to the lingerie section and make any calls he needs to, just so he can say over the phone that he's "standing in women's underwear".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuttlefish_Go
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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William Shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I heard William Shatner had to shut down his women’s lingerie line.

Apparently Shatner panties was not a good name.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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