A list of puns related to "John Wayne"
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
It don't take shit from nobody
• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
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