I visited The Alamo today.
It was a fine trip, but forgettable.
Every time "The Alamo" comes on TV.
My dad, "Hey maybe we will win this time!"
Friend doesn't have any kids yet, but this was amazingly "Dad".
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there.
Him: The Alamo.
Me: The Alamo who?
Him: whining You said you'd rememberrrr.
Why do Texas desserts always have ice cream?
Because they remember the alamo-de.
Got a good friend on Facebook
One of my best friends is on a trip to San Antonio. She posted a picture showing that her hotel is directly accross from the Alamo. I asked if she said "Alamo-sey on over there later!"
She called me a dweeb and I laughed at my own joke for a good five minutes.
