"Remember the a la mode!"
The bar gets angry. Crockett and the bar wrassle.
His right ear, his left ear, and his wild front ear.
Three. A left ear. A right ear. And a wild frontier.
Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'
Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'