Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?

Rebar McEntire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What kind of western makes a cowboy hungry?

Spaghetti westerns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrvonwolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My Indian friend just told her parents she wants to wear a Western dress at her wedding.

She said, β€œSorry, but not Sari.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I asked the coronavirus the other day how it made it’s way to Western Asia.

It replied: β€œIran”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uraverageuser1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What does a western dog say

Howdy pawtner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJPokemon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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After 15 years I thought I was finally over my addiction of performing stunts from old western movies

But today I've fallen off the wagon.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Just finished reading "All Quiet On The Western Front"

That book is really remarqueable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finch770
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I recently visited Broome, Western Australia.

I was swept off my feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?

Grape Britain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why blueberries don't embrace Western values?

Because they are antioxidant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dekadense
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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WW1 generals on the western front were really stubborn.

One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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A three legged cat walks into an old Western bar and says

I'm looking for the man who shot my pa'

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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The Brawl at the Western Wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/longlenge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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When making new tunnels on the western plain, prairie dogs get help

The hole family pitches in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.

Dad: "So it's an Eastern."

I walked right into that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quodpossumus
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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I asked my dad about the origin of Western Philosophy...

He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowlbert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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In response to winter storm warnings across western new york

I'm going on record to predict approximately 3.14 inches of snow tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jormono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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My dad was watching a Western and I walked in

Me: so Clint Eastwood is in this movie? Dad: Yes. Me: Ah, whats he doing in this movie? Dad: Acting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taitrnator
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Western dad joke.

So I was playing Red Dead Redemption, and my dad walked in right as I accidentally corralled a cow off a cliff. He said.

"you know what they call a cow that falls off a cliff?"

"ground beef"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bearbynight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Dad joke found on the side of a racetrack in western KY

Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:

YOUR WIFE IS HOT

Time to get the A/C fixed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jermscentral
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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My Western Civ teacher pulled out this one

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherewasmybrain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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All quiet on the western front...

Was very Remarqueable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My Indian friend wants to wear a Western dress to her wedding, but is worried that her parents would be upset.

I said, β€œTell them- Sorry, not Sari.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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