A list of puns related to "Westerns"
Rebar McEntire
Spaghetti westerns.
She said, βSorry, but not Sari.β
It replied: βIranβ
Howdy pawtner
It was Erie.
But today I've fallen off the wagon.
That book is really remarqueable.
I was swept off my feet.
Grape Britain.
Because they are antioxidant.
One could say they were entrenched in their ineffective tactics.
I'm looking for the man who shot my pa'
The hole family pitches in
Dad: "So it's an Eastern."
I walked right into that one.
He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."
I'm going on record to predict approximately 3.14 inches of snow tomorrow
Me: so Clint Eastwood is in this movie? Dad: Yes. Me: Ah, whats he doing in this movie? Dad: Acting.
So I was playing Red Dead Redemption, and my dad walked in right as I accidentally corralled a cow off a cliff. He said.
"you know what they call a cow that falls off a cliff?"
"ground beef"
Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:
YOUR WIFE IS HOT
Time to get the A/C fixed.
We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.
Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?
Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.
Was very Remarqueable.
I said, βTell them- Sorry, not Sari.β
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