I'm so Midwestern, it's in my blood

I'm type Ohp!-ositive

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👤︎ u/shaborsh
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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On my way to college today through driving through the Midwestern US.

My dad asks me to check if an email has finally sent on his phone and I inform him that his phone is roaming. He said "Don't you think it's time that it cut that out, settled down, and started a nice phone family"

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👤︎ u/mon766
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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Why do Midwesterners not steal?

It goes against their corn principles.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2015
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People in California think I'm mean

I tell them that's not the case. I'm just from Michigan, so I'm midweSTERN

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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