Did you know the toothbrush was invented in the Appalachian Mountains?

Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called the Teethbrush

-My Dad

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Not Punny....... Not Punny At All

(All words must be read in a hillbilly accent)

Wife: Bill do you want a turnip?

Husband (hard of hearing): Turn up for what?!

*****What have I become.

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Spider at a campfire

While sitting around the campfire on a cool early morning in the Appalachians, I notice a spider web on the campfire ring and point out how much ash it's covered in. My father then proceeds to say, "well it makes sense you know...cause the web comes from his ash." He never disappoints

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