Crockett Puns

A list of puns related to "Crockett"

What did Davy Crockett say when the waitress brought his pie?

"Remember the a la mode!"

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?

His right ear, his left ear, and his wild front ear.

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👤︎ u/brownie-mix
📅︎ Jul 09 2018
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Davy Crockett was into a bar ...

The bar gets angry. Crockett and the bar wrassle.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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How does Davy Crockett like his pie served?

Alamode.

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👤︎ u/SBeckerDTD
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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Ham Sandwich walks into a bar..

Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

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👤︎ u/LookAtMyPartyDisco
📅︎ Apr 14 2016
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Hoe many ears did Davy Crockett have?

Three. A left ear. A right ear. And a wild frontier.

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👤︎ u/imabookwyrm
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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How many ears does davy crockett have?

Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear

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👤︎ u/sizzleprint
📅︎ Aug 05 2017
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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo

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👤︎ u/stinkpicklez
📅︎ Jun 01 2017
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