...because there ain't nothing like the reel thing baby
It’s an LGBT Queue
Butt willy?
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
At the end of the day, its night
Super Smash Bros.
Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife...
Homogeneous
He wouldn’t give me a straight answer.
Me: clenches fist
Wife: don’t you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, I’m dad.
It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
A Mandate :3
A man-date mandate
Cause when you're drunk you can't think straight
Because he worked 9 hours straight.
Because they all came out of closets.
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
A penal colony
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
One Of Them Is Straight!
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
That was the punchline
A Mannequin.
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
A jolly rancher
Peeko-da-guyo
Mega-sore-ass
Cans
Mum: looks at dad
Dad: clenches fist and sweats
Mum: No, don-
Dad: HI GAY I'M DAD
At the end of the day, it's night.
Butt fuck it.
