Not mine but hay, its still pretty good
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Hay bales under a buck
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︎ Dec 04 2019
You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Made from whole hay (Made by Vincent Trinidad)
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︎ Dec 15 2019
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︎ Aug 22 2019
A farmerβs convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
People who identify as hay can now get married.
They just have to find a bale bondsman.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Spotted at the county fair. He's probably part of the Hay-waymen
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? Itβs because the cows werenβt getting a square meal.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldnβt be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But Iβm just grasping at straws here.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Hay, y'all!
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for stealing hay?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Passed a farm with a sign that said "selling hay", but there was noone there
They might get more business selling "hello's" or "hi's"
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︎ Oct 26 2019
They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota
The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal
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︎ Aug 31 2019
I have hay-fever at the moment
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I've had enough of people stealing my hay...
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls
The livestock canβt get a square meal!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
A guy I knew tried to steal some hay but he got caught and was sent to prison.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I was cutting hay today when all the workers left!
I don't know why they baled on me...
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︎ Apr 20 2019
My friend asked if I would help him move hay on the farm the other day...
I didnβt want to so I bailed
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︎ Mar 03 2015
Hay!
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︎ Nov 20 2017
Hay there! (soon-to-be-me in real life)
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︎ Jan 22 2017
Breaking news in Wisconsin, farmers are no longer legally allowed to roll bales of hay
Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal
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︎ Apr 25 2018
A man has been admitted to hospital, smelling of horses and with hay sprouting from his ears.
Doctors say he is in a stable condition
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︎ Apr 01 2018
βHey Dadβ βHay? Thatβs what horses eatβ
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︎ Jan 04 2019
I heard the US is banning round bales of hay.
The cows arenβt getting 3 square meals a day.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Sacha Baron Cohen has released a new film about a man that gets hay fever whenever he goes home.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
I heard Nebraska stopped making round hay bales.
Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...
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︎ Jul 16 2018
A farmer was arrested and soon after a large quantity of hay was FedExed to the police station. When they asked the farmer if he had anything to do with it he said...
"Yeah I asked my son to post my bale."
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︎ Mar 21 2017
The doctors have moved me from a private room, to a stall with hay and water.
They are trying to stable-ize me.
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︎ Feb 14 2013
Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?
Cows weren't getting a square meal.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
Itβs because the cows werenβt getting a square meal.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
Why did the farmer stop using round bales of hay?
Because his cows werenβt getting a square meal.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
If horses eat hay, what do gay horses eat???
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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︎ Jul 20 2018
Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?
The animals weren't getting a square meal.
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