.. Aww mane, no fur!
He was lion.
Me: Say, did you get a haircut?
He: No, all of them.
I had to excuse myself so I wouldn't laugh/groan so hard in front of customers.
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
It would be a stable job
Because he wanted a low mane.
You would not believe the uproar.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
My head and neck hair would be my mane concern
I hate working with the fuzz... But it's a stable job.
It's a Pride Parade.
Your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.
It's ROAR
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
It’s the mane attraction
I had so many things to do today a trim wasn't my mane concern.
Low mane
So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.
After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."
She learns fast.
It's her new mane squeeze.
I call him my mane man
Although more difficult to maintain, he said their manes are their main appeal.
I'd call it, Maine's main mane on main.
He wanted a balanced breakfast
"maned missions" was getting pretty crude.
Where do you take a sick horse?
A horspital
I cringed.
This stuff is hard to mane-tain.
Lil' shaggy mane.
It’s not a mane problem for them.
I told her if I was lion, I'd have a mane.
He had a leaky water mane.
They are good at mane-taning order
so I pointed and said "Where everybody knows your mane."
C'mon mane
He's normally filled with dad jokes, but today was a bit more than usual.
Physics problem about horse pulling cart
Teacher stands up on table and makes horse noises
Class laughs
Teacher: What? I'm a horse! It's a bit of a long tale!
Class laughs
Teacher: but, let's stop horsing around and get to the mane point!
Student: You're on a roll today Mr. Teacher!
Teacher: No, I'm on a table!
Later on in class
Teacher: As you can see forces come in pairs! Pulls out a pear and opens it up revealing F and -F on each side
And then later on
Student: Hold on Mr. Teacher, I'll fix the calculations.
Teacher grabs onto desk
Teacher: When can I stop holding on?
Just a typical day in physics for me.
A lion goes into the barbers to get a hair cut. The barber finishes up and says "Its that alright Mr. Lion or would you like me to take anymore off?" The lion replies "No that's great thanks, I can see clearly now the mane has gone."
Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.
His Mane Man!
