Lion Mane Puns

A list of puns related to "Lion Mane"

What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?

.. Aww mane, no fur!

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👤︎ u/duderdudeguy
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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When gladiators fought lions, it was always the mane event
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👤︎ u/topderp1
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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Coworker didn't believe me when I said four out of three Americans are bad with fractions

I told her if I was lion, I'd have a mane.

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👤︎ u/Bawub
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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My dad just text me this I thought you guys would enjoy it

A lion goes into the barbers to get a hair cut. The barber finishes up and says "Its that alright Mr. Lion or would you like me to take anymore off?" The lion replies "No that's great thanks, I can see clearly now the mane has gone."

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👤︎ u/Karmaworks
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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