There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing he was gladiator.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What type of image format do lion photographers use?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What do you can a lion's primary toupee?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call a guy who just got a leg bitten off by a lion?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I would say i live in africa but then id be lion
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you get when you cross a bear and a lion?
Two animals you probably shouldn't have upset.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
He's lion
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I love the Lion King...
...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
Thatβs because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
My dad has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why do big-game hunters mount their lionsβ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My favorite animals are tigers and lions.
You could say that Iβm a big cat person.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What's a lion's favorite color?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why don't lions hunt in elephant graveyards?
So they don't become the haunted (hunted)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What does a lion call an antelope?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My Dadβs sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I guess the lion spotted a cheater
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Look at this lion ass
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a βwimbβ
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why is a lion never lonely?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What did the cannibalistic lion do when he went to apologize?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I just catapulted a lion at the zoo
You would not believe the uproar.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
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︎ Oct 31 2020
How does a lion become a cannibal?
He must first swallow his pride.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Do you know how badass lions are?
They became kings of the jungle without even living there
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What do you get if you cross a dog with a lion?
A terrified postman!. π
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a vocal female lion?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
There has been a growing phenomenon on the African plains where male lions have been turning homosexual
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My granddad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from London zoo.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
My dad has a heart of a lion!
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Oct 11 2020
For me, the urge to sing βThe Lion Sleeps Tonightβ is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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︎ Sep 20 2019
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