Just a hare off the mark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did the rabbit get at the salon? A hare cut.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristLycan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What does a frog say when seeing a hare?

Rabbit! Rabbit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordWolfWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Hare-ass-ment for y'all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctucrus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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A hare huh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemlord11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Bad hare days...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Rabbits would probably say that having kids is the hare-raising adventure of a lifetime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranguPanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Had to return this cookie it had a hare in it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjhoneycut2478
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Do you think they smell like burnt hare?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpeanutyeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What did the apathetic rabbit say to the hare

I don’t carrot all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obamafaps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Rabbit season must be stressful. I hear it causes hare loss.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KelvinShadewing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Hare cut

I was fixing my bike when my dad turns to me and says, " we need you to get a chopped rabbit " "What?!" I reply " you know, a HARE cut" He then said, " What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards, a receding hare line" -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shermen744
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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My Dad made this joke when I was about 4 years old. He had just caught a hare with his bare hands.

Me: How did you do that?

Dad: I just lay down on the ground and made a noise like a carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tambo96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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"Waiter... there's a hare in my pancakes!" [X-Post from r/aww]

My dad showed me this picture when he said this for those asking, yes he does go on reddit. :P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svirani97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Why did the hare go to the taco truck?

He couldn't beat the tortas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e_w_boom_boom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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There a hair in my soup

Waiter: hi what can i get you? Dad: ill have the rabbit stew Waiter: only if you promise not to say"theres a hare in my soup" Dad: ill have the chicken then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_gamer69420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What's another name for a rabbit mystery?

Nobunny knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You β€˜neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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How does Judy from Zootopia stay in shape?

She does a lot of hare-obics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutraliscool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, β€œWhat’ll ya have?”

The rabbit says, β€œI dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Help give my pet rabbit a job title

Chief of Hoperations? Director of fuzz? Give me your best, most official sounding titles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstew96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Have you heard about the bald rabbit?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits

So from a distance it looks like hares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitaBoyo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I accidentally hit a jackrabbit with my car.

He was just a hare too slow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewThinks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedingEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I fell asleep with my pet bunny in my bed last night.

I woke up with the hare standing on the back of my neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealitiesOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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The Tortoise : I won the Race...

The Hare : you beat me in the race but i had a nap, so who's the Real Winner.?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/europiece-of-shit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I’m a bald man and I’m thinking of getting rabbits tattooed on my head.

From a distance they will look like hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CineArma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?

A receding hare-line !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why wasn't the rabbit crowned king?

Because he wasn't the true hare to the throne

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I burned my rabbit stew.

Now it’s a hare overdone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onalease
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Where would you find flying rabbits?

in the hare force

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;

it's a problem called ingrown hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why do magicians wear top hats?

So the audience can't see their hare!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call three rabbits bouncing backwards in line?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGt_Stiff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, β€œWhat’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...

β€œI dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear about the magician who got angry?

He pulled out his hare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbitraryAlex
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