23 Hilarious Mannequin Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a female mannequin ?

A womannequin.

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👤︎ u/lilfr00tbat

📅︎ Nov 04 2020

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This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.

Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery

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👤︎ u/icemage27

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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What do you call a shop that sells human mannequin?

Impostore

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👤︎ u/Doorbell28

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"

Perhaps they were having a flash sale?

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👤︎ u/zsm1994

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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Mannequin:You underestimate my power

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👤︎ u/Glaidtors

📅︎ Apr 21 2019

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Mannequin Skywalker.

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👤︎ u/CrackedCrispie

📅︎ Jun 18 2018

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It’s over mannequin

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👤︎ u/sonujohny

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/Trepach

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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I wasn't surprised to see mannequins when I walked into the boutique...

Figures.

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👤︎ u/ayy-its-jiji

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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BREAKING NEWS: Mannequin torso escapes from North Dakota mall.

Authorities warn that it may be armed and dangerous.

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👤︎ u/Ghosttwo

📅︎ May 05 2018

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What do you call a group of dads doing the mannequin challenge?

Ice Pops.

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👤︎ u/Josstralia

📅︎ Feb 05 2017

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I'm really good at the mannequin challenge....

In all my photos.

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👤︎ u/Wabbbit7

📅︎ Nov 18 2016

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I hate that I laughed so hard at this

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👤︎ u/CasuallyCritical

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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👤︎ u/just_some_arsehole

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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What do you call a gay king's spouse?

A Mannequin.

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👤︎ u/GlobalDesi17

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"

Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/slavejamhour

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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Watch where you step.

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👤︎ u/Mr_Quiet

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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Manequin=Annakin

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👤︎ u/ButterLover0730

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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My dad said jerking off will make you go blind.

Hey dad, why are you telling that mannequin not to jerk off?

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👤︎ u/gointobeathell

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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He was SO proud of himself for this.

http://imgur.com/bWMi1Rp

dad stahp you're embarrassing me

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👤︎ u/toadyfinan

📅︎ Feb 16 2015

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What do you call a squirrel with a necktie?

a branch manager

what do you call a barber with a corner office?

a head manager

what do you call a mannequin in a suit

the president

shout out to my girlfriend for groaning through these with a smile

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👤︎ u/jessezoidenberg

📅︎ Nov 27 2018

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Who looks after a Jedi's robes?

Mannequin Skywalker

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👤︎ u/Spokenfungus2

📅︎ May 03 2015

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Dad Joked the wife twice within a minute, quite pleased.

Wife: something about being hungry enough to eat her hand.

Me: So, you want finger foods?

As we're leaving the department store I point to the mannequins, "Psh, working stiffs"

She cracks up. Made me smile.

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👤︎ u/FrugalityPays

📅︎ Apr 16 2014

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