What do you call a female mannequin ?
A womannequin.
This just in: 2 men broke into the city bank using nothing more than a few mannequin limbs.
Officials say we are dealing with an armed robbery
What do you call a shop that sells human mannequin?
Impostore
A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"
Perhaps they were having a flash sale?
I wasn't surprised to see mannequins when I walked into the boutique...
Figures.
BREAKING NEWS: Mannequin torso escapes from North Dakota mall.
Authorities warn that it may be armed and dangerous.
What do you call a group of dads doing the mannequin challenge?
Ice Pops.
I'm really good at the mannequin challenge....
In all my photos.
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
Mannequin Skywalker.
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
Mannequin Skywalker
What do you call a gay king's spouse?
A Mannequin.
He was SO proud of himself for this.
http://imgur.com/bWMi1Rp
dad stahp you're embarrassing me
What do you call a squirrel with a necktie?
a branch manager
what do you call a barber with a corner office?
a head manager
what do you call a mannequin in a suit
the president
shout out to my girlfriend for groaning through these with a smile
Who looks after a Jedi's robes?
Mannequin Skywalker
Dad Joked the wife twice within a minute, quite pleased.
Wife: something about being hungry enough to eat her hand.
Me: So, you want finger foods?
As we're leaving the department store I point to the mannequins, "Psh, working stiffs"
She cracks up. Made me smile.
