Julio Puns

A list of puns related to "Julio"

Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Morgan921
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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dad wanting to go to a concert

dad: "sweetheart, do you know Spanish singer Julio Iglesias? He said he wanted to have another concert soon, you know! "

mom: "My deaaar, if I say 'Julio', it is pronounced as 'Hulio'. Don't embarrassed me like that ... "

dad: "Ooo ... is that so, ...?"

mom: "Yes, dear. When will the concert be available? "

dad: "It was Hanuari, but it was postponed. Either its Hune or Huly. Lets Watch it! After that, I plan to hump together with him at his room, what do you think?

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👤︎ u/ander427
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Did you hear that ICE detained Paul Simon?

They were asking him about a guy named Julio.

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👤︎ u/BadKittyRanch
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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The collective noun for glaciers

a Julio

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👤︎ u/JustMakesItAllUp
📅︎ Jan 17 2015
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