Loonie Puns

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

Roommate is eating some tortilla chips called "Santitas"

Me: Oh, sanitary chips, that's some clean eating

Roommate: No, they're sanitarium chips.

Me: In that case, they must be crazy good

She's too loony!

Loonie Bins!

Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin

Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."

I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"

I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.

Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"

Four chickens escaped from a slaughter house by riding on the back of a sheep.

They're still on the lamb.

Dad - You know why you always see loons by themselves?

Me - Territori.....

Dad - Because if there were more than one, they would not be a-loon

-_-

are the songs called Loonie Tunes?

• George Washwington
• Leonarcrow da Vinci
• Eagle Allen Poe
• Harry S. Toucan
• Teddy Dodosevelt
• Charles Duckens
• Octavian Owlgustus
• Flysaac Newton
• Benchicken Franklin
• Gullysses S. Grant
• Vincent Van Goose
• John Lhawk
• Charlecrane
• Pengthoven
• Nikquaila Tesla
• Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
• Charles Darwren
• Rheasus Christ
• Broodha
• King Loony XIV
• Nenepoleon Bonaparte
• Mahootma Gandhi
• Winstint Churchill
• Genghis Swan
• Pladove
• Aleggsander the Great
• Paul the Apostail
• Lark Twain
• Dante Aliturkey
• Michelangswallow
• Cardinal Marx
• Albatross Lincoln
• Robin E. Lee
• Adolf Swiftler
• Alextanager Hamilton
• Ibis Presley
• Ronald Raven
• Arnestotle
• Emuhammad
• Sir Francis Beakon
• Tchaikovskylark
• Christfowler Columbus
• Finchard Nixon
• Henry VIII
• Albert Einstork
• Thomas Jayfferson
• William Shrikespeare
• Woodcock Wilson
• King Chorioles I of England
• Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting