{The Griffon's Saddlebag} Fortune's Fivepence | Wondrous item
Butterfly Lady I painted last week. Show me some love on IG @fivepence_flash if you like!
Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
Do your worst!
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
What is a a bisexual person doing when theyβre not dating anybody?
Theyβre on standbi
What starts with a W and ends with a T
It really does, I swear!
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
Pilot on me!!
