A list of puns related to "Fiver"
He always leaves you hanging
They couldn't afford a tenor.
Setting: Dad found a ten-dollar bill (he thought it was a five) on the microwave and wanted to know if it was mine.
Dad: Is this your fiver?
Me: ...that's not a five.
Dad: Oh. Is this your tenner?
Me: No, I'm a baritone.
I found it much funnier than he did.
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