Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...

They couldn't afford a tenor.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Finally Dad joked my dad last night

Setting: Dad found a ten-dollar bill (he thought it was a five) on the microwave and wanted to know if it was mine.

Dad: Is this your fiver?
Me: ...that's not a five.
Dad: Oh. Is this your tenner?
Me: No, I'm a baritone.

I found it much funnier than he did.

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