two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
I find that odd !!
What do you call Santa on a horse?
A Jolly Rancher
Once
It's complicated
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.
But that's odd.
A few minutes later, I belted out βOnce I was eleven sixteen...β
βDad, that doesnβt make any sense.β
... π€ ...
βIβm a clock.β
You probably had to be there.
So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.
After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."
She learns fast.
but idk, iβve seen stranger things.
Mint condition.
The twelf!
Pineapple right-side up cake.
I was just randomly visiting my dad. He woke up when i was there. He opens his eyes, he's in agony and uses, what looks like all his strength to raise his finger pulse oximeter and says "E.T phone..... your mother"
I just remembered this. It was 20 years ago and I'm happy to say he is still telling terrible jokes to this day
I guess Stranger Things have happened.
He calls the washer the "wetter".
That's so odd
