10 puns entered a contest. Who won you ask?
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
So I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I have posted about 10 puns on this subreddit to see if they would take off.
I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
What weighs more 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers?
Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
There are 10 kinds of people
- People who know binary
- People who don't
My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of happy marriage...
It was coincidentally our 30th wedding anniversary.
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Did you hear about the bouncy castle with a size of 10,000 Sq ft area?
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.
The last two are Portuguese.
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
Someone once told me than 2 in 10 people don't understand fractions
But someone else said it was 1 in 5. So which is it?
Joke from my 10 yr old: How do hobbits judge their designs?
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people....
Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
What animal comes after 10?
Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- absoutely briliant
Jewel thief with worlds worst stutter was jailed for 10 years yesterday...
A police spokesperson says it may take him up to 11 years to finish his sentence.
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping that one would win
I entered a pun competition with 10 puns of mine:
I hoped at least one of them will win, but no pun in ten did.
So I told my friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping at least one would win.
I sent 10 puns off to a pun competition to see if they would win.
I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win
I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping they would be featured. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I sent my friend 10 puns with hopes that one would make him laugh.
But sadly, no pun in ten did.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
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