My real estate agent lied.. he said my house had 1000 carpet area
I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there ..
I Can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals
My friend just hired a limo for $1000 but it didn't come with a driver.
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it!
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
Got a pay rise of $1000 today, effective immediately.
What a grand start to the weekend.
News just in: Local police have acquired 1000 bees
They're believed to be used as part of a sting operation
I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000€
I agreed and wired him the money. What’s the wurst that could happen?
How do you feed 1000 people with one loaf of bread?
You cut the ends and now you have endless bread.
Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter.
Of 1000 and 69, which the naughtier number?
1000, because it has 3 zeros.
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
If you upload 1000 pictures on Instagram..
.. is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram?
What do you call a $1000 door?
What do you call 1000 laughing mega bytes?
What do you call a 1000 pound gorilla with a suit and tie and a machine gun?
What happens when you win a 1000 grammy's?
TIL there are 1000 types of bananas
They vary in color a lot. The ones that are lightest in shade are so because they lacatan.
I watch TV so much that I should get 1000 awards for it.
It's about time that I get some M-mys.
How do you get 1000 pikachus on a bus
What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 1000 kg
I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000
I just donated 1000$ to a blind children charity
not like the children are going to see any of it
My wife and I had an argument because I spent £1000 on a record collection.
It’s my decision and it’s vinyl.
I burned over 1000 calories yesterday.
I accidentally left the brownies in too long
My parents think my kids are worth $1000
I don't think they're so grand.
What do you call a father that weighs 1000 pounds?
Someone bet me £1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf
I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.
A brewery in Finland is selling 1000 packs of beer now.
Sounds like it'd be difficult to Finnish.
What weighs 1000 grams, smells like cheese and flaps its wings ferociously to stay in one place?
My sister has a dangerous shopping habit. She purchased 1000 kitchen utensils just last week.
She's always been one to take unnecessary whisks, though.
My real estate agent lied to me.. he said that my house had 1000 carpet area
I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs ..
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...
My friend just hired a limo for a $1000 but it didn't come with a driver !
Imagine spending all that money and having nothing to chauffeur it
I can't recall how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I can't remember howto write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals...
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals.
I was paid $1000 for this joke
I can't remember how to write the Roman Numerals 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals
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