50 cent is boutta be a dollar
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︎ May 03 2021
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Sarge 50 pushups now!
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︎ Jan 03 2021
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
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︎ Nov 29 2020
In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.
Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What does the genie say when you wish for a $50 bill?
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︎ May 06 2021
50 Shades of Hay.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".
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︎ Mar 11 2021
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each
These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Prince Phillip is standing next to DMX in line for St. Peter, he's says "50?"
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I have a jar where I put 50 cents in for every time I have a negative thought
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︎ Mar 17 2021
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry
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︎ Jan 26 2021
what kind of nap is illegal in 50 states and the district of columbia
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︎ Mar 02 2021
50 cent
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.
Does that mean I have frozen assets or cold hard cash?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
A treeβs wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
βJudge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!β
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, Β£2.50."
I thought βWhy would anyone pay to see that?β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children
They didnβt even say βThank youβ
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas...
These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Do you know what 50 did when it was hungry?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now itβs $1.50
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What did 50 do when he got hungry
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Aug 14 2020
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