50 cent is boutta be a dollar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocIshMan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeDorsman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Sarge 50 pushups now!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

I’d have $8.40.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.

Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbnormalElephant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What does the genie say when you wish for a $50 bill?

I’ll β€˜Grant’ it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PonianYoutube
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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50 Shades of Hay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".

I bought 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Prince Phillip is standing next to DMX in line for St. Peter, he's says "50?"

DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeseliM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I have a jar where I put 50 cents in for every time I have a negative thought

It’s half empty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akorical
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charan_88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50 lb marshmallow.

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/james-macavoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?

100 sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jflorio9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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what kind of nap is illegal in 50 states and the district of columbia

kidnap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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50 cent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ki00b
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.

Does that mean I have frozen assets or cold hard cash?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgnosticIce6482
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.

Only while stocks last.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen

You can call it a chemis-tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wergio256
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Tickets on sale now for 50 Cent opening for Nickelback...

...Only 45 cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vintagepatriot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?

Lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/annoying_alien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?

Best seat in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deerkiller14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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β€œJudge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, Β£2.50."

I thought β€œWhy would anyone pay to see that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children

They didn’t even say β€œThank you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenex2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqil_Atkin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikonDelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas...

These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Do you know what 50 did when it was hungry?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammin4932
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did 50 cent do when he got hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did 50 do when he got hungry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamgamer21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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