I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What did 60 do when it got hungry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LNDOFNZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuwiboiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar

They were in tens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?

A suicide boomer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedbassman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What happens every 60 seconds?

A minute passes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sss69sss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

She's 97 now and we don't know where in the world she is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Guess what 60 did?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My daughter wanted to know how heavy can 60 seconds be?

I said weight a minute!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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When my Grandad turned 60, I told him to run a mile a day.

Now he’s 72 and I don’t know where he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call 60 minutes of pain?

An OWur!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbs1018
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Where does 100 equal 60?

A microwave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GangrenePeen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife

So he became 90

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoveCake10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.

"This concludes my probaballistic report."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlybird
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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β€œJudge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"

Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My grandfather killed 60 nazis during the worldwar

Great human being ,Bad Nazi Pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Better get that 60+ sonblock on, you never know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UwaltzBigShock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I was trying to get the rent for this month together, but my wife kept showing me clips from 60 Minutes...

I should have known she'd try to Stahl...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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People say 60 is the new 40

The cop who pulled me over, didn't have that point of view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I just realized how long 60 seconds is.

It took me a minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"

I swear I saw it just a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.

My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.

It was a so-be-it union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I just got given 7 parking tickets in 60 minutes

It was my finest hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WritingAScript
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Here's a change: In the next 60 Minutes

it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.

(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)

post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call a 60 year old Avatar?

Boomer-Aang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicyPotato21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.

It was a twist ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A study shows that 60% of studies are fake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmyshouseoffun
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Want to hear a joke about 1/60 of a degree?

Sure, one minute.

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Blackboards were around long before the invention of whiteboards in the '60s...

Both are highly remarkable inventions. Chalk that up to man's ingenuity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew1351
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I never understood the 60s trend of button up pants

They seem like they were just rip offs...

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My friend asked me if I had any albums of prominent female singers from the 60's

I said yes, but I wouldn't Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.

It was here a minute ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD

It was here a minute ago

Edit : fixed the spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...

I swear it was here just a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd

It was here a minute ago!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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β€œJudge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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β€œJudge, I’m here to dispute 60% of my tickets!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Fine. I’m here to dispute 3/5 of my tickets.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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