I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What did 60 do when it got hungry?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What happens every 60 seconds?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where in the world she is!
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Guess what 60 did?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My daughter wanted to know how heavy can 60 seconds be?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
When my Grandad turned 60, I told him to run a mile a day.
Now heβs 72 and I donβt know where he is.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call 60 minutes of pain?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Where does 100 equal 60?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished sheβd travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife
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︎ Jun 21 2020
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
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︎ May 01 2020
βJudge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!β
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"
Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"
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︎ Jul 05 2019
My grandfather killed 60 nazis during the worldwar
Great human being ,Bad Nazi Pilot.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Better get that 60+ sonblock on, you never know
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︎ Dec 04 2018
I was trying to get the rent for this month together, but my wife kept showing me clips from 60 Minutes...
I should have known she'd try to Stahl...
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︎ Apr 02 2020
People say 60 is the new 40
The cop who pulled me over, didn't have that point of view
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I just realized how long 60 seconds is.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"
I swear I saw it just a minute ago.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.
My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."
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︎ Jan 17 2020
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I just got given 7 parking tickets in 60 minutes
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Here's a change: In the next 60 Minutes
it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.
(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)
post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What do you call a 60 year old Avatar?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
A study shows that 60% of studies are fake
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︎ May 14 2019
Want to hear a joke about 1/60 of a degree?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Blackboards were around long before the invention of whiteboards in the '60s...
Both are highly remarkable inventions. Chalk that up to man's ingenuity.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60
Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is
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︎ Feb 03 2019
This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
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︎ May 12 2018
I never understood the 60s trend of button up pants
They seem like they were just rip offs...
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︎ Jun 16 2019
My friend asked me if I had any albums of prominent female singers from the 60's
I said yes, but I wouldn't Cher.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.
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︎ May 19 2020
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD
It was here a minute ago
Edit : fixed the spelling
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...
I swear it was here just a minute ago.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I canβt find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd
It was here a minute ago!
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︎ Jun 24 2018
βJudge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!β
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!
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︎ Jun 20 2018
βJudge, Iβm here to dispute 60% of my tickets!β
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. Iβm here to dispute 3/5 of my tickets.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
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