It's a 5-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house

The difference is staggering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moist_Mandibles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My 35-year boycott of Ferrari's and Lamborghini's is still going strong!

And will continue until they lower the price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vole182
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Patient: Is it okay to have kids after 35?

Doctor: I think 35 kids is enough, don’t you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistyturtles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Hopefully one day I'll find an f-35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisamar13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My 35 year old wife laughed when I said that I have the body of an 18 year old

Until she opened the freezer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I'm a 50-year old with the body of a 35-year old

I really need to get rid of it before the cops find me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Honestly women shouldn't have children after 35

That'd be way too many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simidjay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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It took me 5 minutes to come up with this joke but it takes 35 minutes for someone else to come up with this joke

The difference is reposting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShunuJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Women should not have children after 35.

I mean even 34 is too many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Should woman have Γ§hildren after 35?

No, 35 children is enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I (35/f) just dad joked my dad while out for lunch

The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.

3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"

Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.

There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crochetyhooker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I'm 35, I got kids and I swear my eyesight is worsening.

I thought I was supposed to get my adult supervision by now! :-(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monthlyduck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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How I went from 20 to 35 and got into Harvard reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rd357
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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My friend turned 35 today

I told him he didn't look a day over 35

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewski82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/At_atLaS123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JSC_SLP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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It's a 5 minute walk to the bar, but a 35 minute walk home.

The difference is staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cultjake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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its a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub and a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house

The difference is staggering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaydenJA3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopherLove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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It’s a 5 Minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 Minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3chnophile
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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It’s a five minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 35 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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It takes 5 minutes for me to walk to the pub and 35 minutes to walk back

The difference is staggering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditreader164
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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A five minute walk from my house to the pub turns into a 35 minute walk back...

The difference is Staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TvV1ST3D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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