There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozen007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?

Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I put on 30 jackets all on top of each other. Someone called and asked if I was coming out, I said sorry I can’t...

I’ve got a lot on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateAnemone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, β€œWill you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...

β€œI do!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I'm meeting him at 2:30
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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6:30 is the best time

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camaschor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone11gone11
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Its 1:30 and im drunk, thought this was comical

What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gangaking69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.

For them, hindsight is 2020

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a furniture store that isover 30 km away?

The Sofa-r store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_knowing_john
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I should've gone to bed at least 30 minutes ago...

But I suppose everybody's hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FieryFruitcake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Recent father. Yesterday my wife told me we β€œwould be having dinner at around 6:30, 7 o’clock”

I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsrule44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar

They were in tens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My son asked we to pay for his rifle test today. It was $30.

That was a cheap shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/signequanon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family...

My wife just tells me which ones to wear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday and we stood there looking at the trees for about 30 minutes

Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.

His actions were highly ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I give myself 30 minutes in my daily schedule to do abs.

I call that time period Crunch Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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They say that 40 is the new 30

Kent traffic police beg to differ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Did you guys hear about the microbiologist who traveled to 30 countries and speaks 6 languages?

He was a wise man of many cultures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...

So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...

I'm so sorry..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What happened when 30 got hungry?

38

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrarmistead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Did you know a school of piranha can devour a child in 30 seconds

Anyhow today I lost my job at the aquarium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...

But no. I was charged $30 a pop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife

So he became 90

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoveCake10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Started to learn to tell time on a analog clock last week. So far I can only tell when it’s 6:30

But I got that one hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueBandit69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I lost 30 pounds in a week...

I really hate losing money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noneoftheless
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why did the sheep dog bring home 30 sheep, when there were only 26?

Because he rounded them up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chichi1011
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Did you know my dad drive a truck for 30 years?

He was bad with directions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I met a Kung Fu master who has stayed in 30 yurts in the last 30 days

He's on a roundhouse kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyDabomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Did you hear about the Franciscan Friar who inherited 30 million dollars?

He was an heir friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archangel09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I put on 30 jackets one on top of the other, someone calls me and asks me to go out, I said I can’t ...

I’ve got a lot on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateAnemone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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6:30 is the best time of day...

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suehil2k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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6.30 is the best time.

hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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6:30 is the best time of the day.

Hands down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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6:30 is my favorite time. Hands down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmyganja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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The best time on an analogue watch is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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6:30 is the best time of day.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autofailed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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6:30 is my favorite time of the day

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbahawks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apodyosist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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The best time on the clock is 6:30.

Hands down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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