She has a round figure.
What they didnt tell me was that fee doesn't include a driver. So now, im out $300 and nothing to chauffer it.
Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
I don't know how you can sleep at night.
I saw a bunch of ants swarming around a Snickers bar on the ground. I thought to myself "What a coincidence, I just ate a Snickers too!"
No one man should have all that flour.
It wasn't going cheep
I guess u could call it, "cold hard cash"
That was a long tamago.
Not sure what I'd do with the other $299,999.75
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
I told them it was one hour long.
"Son, if you're going to argue, argue naked".
The reception erupted in claps and roaring laughter. I will remember that advice for the rest of my life.
Thank you dad for that wonderful memory.
Dog gone
Do you guys think I waisted my money?
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"
...
Here he is last night telling this joke on stage to kick off a comedy show.
Cant believe i just spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
I spent all my money and I've got nothing to chauffeur it!
After spending all that money, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
