Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river
I showed this woman all the F-150s at my local dealership, and she instantly wanted me.
I guess she was really into pickup lines.
My mom found a 1975 quarter online for $150. Here’s how it went
i look up the coin online and it is worth $6 in mint condition and tell her the value
My mom: we should ask if they’ll negotiate
Me: we should buy it and see if we can flip it.
I’m 16 and fear for my future kids.
My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.
It was gross.
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
He’s a pickup artist.
You have $400, your daughter text she needs $200, and your son text he needs $150. How much do you have left?
Me: $400 and 2 unread messages.
I lost 150 pounds!
Unfortunately it was at a casino in England
I HAVE AN IQ OF 150 AND I STILL DON'T GET IT
Felix has 150 chocolate bars. He eats 130 of them. What is Felix left with?
Diabetes
So my mom was mailing out a $150 cheque for a wedding gift...
Mom: "This cheque is too big to fit in the envelope"
Dad: "Why don't you just make it out for $100 then?"
What do you call 150 clones of Ellen Page.
Ellen Book.
True Story: We had some audio cassettes in the music classroom. I asked the kids how long the tape is inside a 60-minute audio cassette. Some of them thought 300 feet. Others thought 150 feet.
I told them it was one hour long.
I just asked my 7 year old son 150 questions while he played Minecraft...
It was payback for the last movie we watched together...
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
He’s a pickup artist.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
He’s a pickup artist.
