Okay, seriously people, calm down. There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 120 mph, over twice the legal speed limit. Just pass me already.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
What do communists call 120 minutes?
Ours
Woman does 50 classical music puns in 120 seconds facebook.com/filmelodic/vβ¦
My wife and I lost 100 lbs combined!
She lost 120 lbs.
Did you hear the flat earther joke?
Didn't think so, it isn't really going round.
What do you call a guy who lost 100 lbs?
A mass murderer
Scientists have discovered the fastest animal in the world
At 120 feet per second, it's a cow dropped from a helicopter.
Dad joked my dad
Me: "What car did you have when I was born?"
Dad: "A Datsun 120Y."
Me: "Oh just wondering."
Making computers go faster
My little sister just got a new computer but found it slow, so she asked our dad: Dad? How can I make my computer go faster? Dad: I can take you out for a drive, and make that thing go 120! followed by hysterical laughing from himself, and me Note: 120 kmh
