That's too many babies.
Sheepdog: Yeah I know, but I rounded them up!
UB40
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
My son asked " How? ", to which I replied, " I handed the cashier 50 dollars. "
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
It was in the non-friction section.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
They were in tens.
20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
10 agreed to come and 39
She said that I wasn't wired for it.....
Kent traffic police beg to differ...
41
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!
40 kids is way too much by any standard.
I mean, 40 kids is probably already too many.
The weightlifting club fired me soon after.
The cop who pulled me over, didn't have that point of view
"I've rounded them up"
For the first time in my life I’m not skinny. For those of you who have held out this long for a fat joke, the weight is finally over.
because they're in their Middle Ages
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
They always get double tops.
Boo
Seriously though, terrible loss.
Any idea on how to bury it?
It’s non friction.
It’s non-friction.
You’re 40, she’s 10 – A classic Abbott and Costello skit, where Bud Abbott tries to play a prank on Lou Costello, only for Lou to use his clownish math skills.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): You’re 40 years old and you’re in love with this little girl that’s 10 years old. You’re four times as old as that girl and you couldn’t marry her, could you?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Not unless I come from the mountains.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): All right- you’re 40 years-old, you’re four times as old as this girl, and you can’t marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl’s 15 and you’re 45. You’re only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you’re at 60. You’re only twice as old as that little girl.
📷****Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): She’s catching up.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Yes, yes. Now here’s the question. How long do you have to wait until you and that little girl are the same age?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): Now what kinda question is that? That’s ridiculous!
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Ridiculous or not, answer the question.
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): If I wait for that girl she’ll pass me up. She’ll wind up older than I am.
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): What are you talking about?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): She’ll have to wait for me!
Slicker Smith (Bud Abbott): Why should she wait for you?
Herbie Brown (Lou Costello): …I was nice enough to wait for her!
The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.
At that price, I couldn't turn it down.
I was a late doomer.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
